Muffins!

Five Google translations. 'Nuff said.

Voir Dire! Separation of witnesses! Directed verdict!

Now that I have your attention...

My esteemed colleague Dr. Soot Jakkit Fitzwell has brought last year's post from April 5 to my attention. He suggests that a similar plan be carried out this year. I concur with his suggestion, and thus have brought this Motion to Reunite over the summer. I don't know everyone's schedules (OK, I don't know anyone's schedules), but last year, this particular bullet was dodged in part by the speech class at Hocking. Neither my colleague nor my International Board of Spies, Moles, Covert Operatives, and Other-Informants-of-Dubious-Legality-certified spies have informed me of any plans to do such a class again, so perhaps this is not a viable bullet-dodging method for repeated usage.

Naturally, I have no objections to this plan. There's still a lot to do, though: date, place, time, activity to be performed (in theory, anyway. Goofing off will ALWAYS take precedence to whatever we're supposed to be doing), etc.

So, what does everyone think? (yeah, yeah, yeah. I used "so" AND am going to form a resolution based off of a minority opinion. Deal with it.)

Christian

District Assignments

Look! Athens County will have 6 teams this year!

High School	Team Name
Federal Hocking	Team Maroon
Federal Hocking	Team Gold
Jackson HS Jackson	Team Red
Jackson HS Jackson	Team White
Olivia Davidson Washington	Team Washington
River Valley HS Bidwell	Team Silver

I just can't leave, can I?